Santa: Aur Kaju Lijiye Na! Banta: Nahin Shukriya Main Pahle Hi 3-4 Kha Chuka Hu! Santa: Khaye To Aapne 9 Hain Par Chalo Yaha Kaun Gin Raha Hai
Banta: Ek Vachan Bahu-Vachan Aur Pravachan Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Jab Pati Bole To Vo Ekavachan Bahu Bole To Bahu-Vachan Aur Jab Saas Bole To Vah Hota Hai Pravachan
Prito: Dekho Hamari Padosan Har Saal Apane Pati Ke Sath 15-20 Din Ke Liye Bahar Ghumne Jati Hai Par Kya Aap Kabhi Le Kar Gae? Banta: Maine Usse 4-5 Baar Pucha Par Wo Mana Kar Deti Hai
Khuda Ki Mohabbat Ko Fanaa Kaun Karega; Sabhi Bande Nek, Toh Gunah Kaun Karega; Aye Khuda, Mere Inn Doston Ko Salamat Rakhna; Warna Meri Salamati Ki Dua Kaun Karega!
Pati Apni Patni Ki God Mein Leta Hua Tha! Patni Ne Bade Pyaar Se Apne Pati Se Pucha, "Kaisa Lag Raha Hai?" Pati: Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Bhagwan Vishnu Sheshnag Ki God Mein Lete Hon!
Patni: Apne Kaam Wali Ke Saath Koi Lafda Kiya Kya? Pati: Kyon, Kya Hua? Patni: Kal Tak Mujhe Memsaab Bulati Thi, Aaj Didi Bula Rahi Hai!